Stout Of This World Shirt

Bold. Dark. Full of Gas. (Just Like Your Favorite Rocket Fuel)

This shirt’s not for lightweights, or light beers. It’s for the stout lovers who like their drinks thick, their shirts soft, and their metaphors intergalactic. This tee tells the world you’re aiming high... mostly in ABV.

Launch-Ready Specs:

100% ring-spun cotton : softer than moon dust, sturdier than your liver

Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) : heavy enough to anchor your opinions

Garment-dyed : pre-faded, like your memory of last night

Relaxed fit : made for bodies shaped by stouts, not salads

7/8” double-needle topstitched collar : won’t stretch, even if your drinking stories do

Twill-taped neck and shoulders : reinforced for liftoff and lager lifts

Double-needle stitching at sleeves, armholes, and bottom hem : clean enough to wear to the brewery or space camp

Made to order : no overproduction, just over-pour potential

Perfect for:
Stout snobs · Astro-nots · Galaxy-brain drinkers · Anyone who’s gone from zero to orbit on a single pint