Pour Decisions Shirt

Vintage Regret. Modern Comfort.

Because wisdom is temporary, but regrets are forever. Channel the glorious moment you thought a pitcher to the face was a good idea. With retro art and baked-in bad decisions, this tee is perfect for anyone whose morning-after texts start with, “So... about last night…”

Beer-Approved Features:

100% ring-spun cotton : soft enough for long sessions and short-term memory loss

Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) : sturdy with the right amount of give

Garment-dyed : pre-washed for perfectly faded vintage feels

Relaxed fit : roomy enough for beer bellies and belly laughs

7/8” double-needle topstitched collar

Twill-taped neck and shoulders : stronger than your beer opinions

Double-needle stitching at sleeves, armholes, and bottom hem

Made to order : less waste, more taste, always fresh

Perfect for:
Brunch shamers · Pitcher pounders · Text-and-regret pros · Anyone who wears their bad ideas proudly