Pour Decisions Koozie

Good Choices Are Overrated

Self-awareness is a good thing, right? This koozie doesn’t judge. Whether you texted your ex, danced on a table, or just had “one too many,” at least your drink stayed cold. That’s called balance.

What’s in the Cooler:

Made from high-grade neoprene : soft, snug, long-lasting

Waterproof : for splash zones and poor choices

Ribbed seams : for a firm grip on reality (or just your can)

Two sizes to fit whatever you’re drinking:
• Regular: 5” × 4” (12 × 10 cm)
• Slim: 6.5” × 3.2” (17 × 8 cm)

Dual-side customization : because regret looks better from both angles

Spot clean as needed

Blank product sourced from China, printed in the USA

Made on demand : just for you. No waste, no minimums, no regrets (well… maybe one).

Perfect for:
Midnight snackers · Tipsy texters · Beer pong champions · People who live to tell the tale (badly)