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IPA Lot When I Drink Shirt

$27.00Price
Fluent in Fermentation and Sarcasm

You're not slurring, that's just hop vernacular. Whether you're brewery-hopping, quoting dad jokes, or deep into your third “just one more,” this tee broadcasts that you take your beer (and your banter) seriously.

Built for Bar-Top Brilliance:

100% ring-spun cotton : soft enough for long sessions

Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) : sturdy with just the right heft

Garment-dyed : pre-washed for vintage vibes

Relaxed fit : roomy enough for beer bellies and belly laughs

7/8” double-needle topstitched collar

Twill-taped neck and shoulders : stronger than your beer opinions

Double-needle stitching at sleeves, armholes, and bottom hem

Made to order : less waste, more taste, always fresh

Perfect for:
IPA lovers · Brewery punks · Homebrew dads · Anyone who uses “mouthfeel” in casual conversation
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