IPA: It’s Practically A Salad Pint Glass

Because Leafy Greens Are Overrated

Finally, a glass that validates your lifestyle. Fill it with “greens,” feel morally superior, and remember: bitterness builds character and flavor. This pint doesn’t just hold beer, it holds your nutritional delusions, proudly.

The Delicious Details:

Classic glass construction : crisp, clean, and totally judgment-free

16 oz (473 ml) capacity : that’s one full serving of vegetables, allegedly

Not dishwasher or microwave safe : just like kale, it needs gentle handling

Handmade product sourced from natural materials : minor imperfections (like bubbles and dots) add to its rustic charm

Perfect for:
Hopheads in denial · Fitness fans with beer bellies · Salad dodgers · People who call IPAs “liquid roughage”