Drink Responsihopsibly Koozie
$9.99Price
We Slur Because We Care
Sure, actions speak louder than words, but this koozie says plenty. Whether you’re cracking open a cold one or just pretending to “pace yourself,” this dual-sided cooler keeps your drink chill and your intentions questionable (in the best way).
What You’re Holding Onto:
Made from high-grade neoprene : soft, stretchy, beer-hugging goodness
Waterproof : party-proof and porch-approved
Ribbed seams : better grip, less slip
Two sizes for all your cans:
• Regular: 5” × 4” (12 × 10 cm)
• Slim: 6.5” × 3.2” (17 × 8 cm)
Dual-side customization : both sides bring the sass
Spot clean only : same rule as your favorite shirt
Blank product sourced from China, printed in the USA
Made on demand : because mass production isn’t our thing. No minimums, just maximum hops and humor.
Perfect for:
Sarcastic sippers · Brewpub philosophers · Group chat legends · People who definitely shouldn’t be giving advice right now