Crafted Not Drafted Shirt
$27.00Price
No Team? No Problem. You’re a One-Pint Army.
You didn’t get drafted, and thank god for that. You’re not running drills, you're running tabs. This shirt is for the folks who skipped the jersey and went straight to the brewery. You're not about sidelines or sidelines-of-fries, you’re about small batches and big opinions.
What You’re Rocking Instead of a Uniform:
100% ring-spun cotton : because synthetic fibers are for light beer drinkers
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) : heavy enough to feel real, light enough to chug in
Garment-dyed : looks like you’ve owned it for years, even if last night’s choices say otherwise
Relaxed fit : built for bodies that lift...pints
7/8” double-needle topstitched collar : durable, just like your stubborn taste in beer
Twill-taped neck and shoulders : reinforced for beer-carrying swagger
Double-needle stitching at sleeves, armholes, and hem : clean finish, dirty jokes not included
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Made to order : no mass production, just sass production
Perfect for:
Craft beer purists · League dropouts · Taproom trash talkers · Anyone who prefers hops over helmets