Cold Beer Warm Regrets Koozie

Your Can’s Cold. Your Choices? Not So Much.

At least one thing’s going right. This koozie keeps your drink frosty while the rest of your night spirals. Whether it’s questionable texts, bad karaoke, or “just one more,” it’s got your back (and your beer).

Specs That Know the Feeling:

Made from high-grade neoprene : flexible, soft, and reliable (unlike your ex)

Waterproof : protects against spills and split decisions

Ribbed seams : strong enough to hold it together when you're not

Fits both regular and slim cans:
• Regular: 5” × 4” (12 × 10 cm)
• Slim: 6.5” × 3.2” (17 × 8 cm)

Dual-side customization : shame and humor from every angle

Spot clean as needed

Blank product sourced from China, printed in the USA

Made on demand : because mass-produced regret isn’t our thing. No minimums, no pressure, no judgment.

Perfect for:
Break-up beers · Sunday scaries · Friends who should’ve stopped at happy hour · Emotional support beverages